It was, without a doubt, the hottest week there had been all summer long. It wasn’t often that Severus would outright hope for rain during the summer, as it usually prevented him from going out to play with Lily. At this point, however, he longed to jump in puddles during a downpour, because at least rainwater was cool.

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So A Very Potter Sequel came out the other day. I've been watching it. It's awoken my inner Harry Potter nerd, who likes to lay dormant for months at a time and then suddenly come exploding out, bursting with fanon and ill-advised fanfiction ideas. I never got into fandom, though, because I read enough Fandom_Wank to know HP fans be crazy, and loud ( Read more... )

So Fandom_Wank serves up yet more delicious Snapefen wank, and in my dark little Snape-pitying heart, I ache because they are all DOIN IT RAWNG and I feel that because of their Wrongness of the Internet, I have to write more fanfiction. This spiral will never END, will it?

Title: Tangled Up In Blue (LOOK AT MY ORIGINAL TITLE that actually has ( Read more... )

So, as an early Xmas gift, the internets have provided Fandom_Wank with funny wank again! Snapewank, at that. The massive amounts of missing-the-point found therein inspired me. I have committed Potterfiction ( Read more... )